Orders processed.
Leads converted.
Your store never sleeps.

Lameda gives your business an automated bot that captures leads, processes orders, confirms payments, and notifies you in real time. No staff. No missed sales.

14-day free trial · No card required · Live in 5 minutes
Telegram, WhatsApp & Instagram available now
Your DMs, 11:52pm
Chioma B.
Is this still available?
11:52pm
Tunde O.
Sent the transfer, please confirm
11:41pm
Blessing K.
Following up on my order from Tue
11:20pm
Unknown
Do you deliver to Abuja?
10:58pm
Ify N.
Screenshot attached, did it go through?
10:34pm
Sound familiar?

Running a business
from your DMs
is exhausting.

You did not start a business to spend your whole day copying orders and chasing payments.

Order chaos
Nothing tracked
Customer sends a message. You reply. You note it. Then you forget. Then they ask again.
Missed night sales
11pm buyers
A customer wanted to buy at 11pm. Nobody replied. By morning, they had found someone else.
Payment doubt
Did they pay?
They send a screenshot. You check your account. You wait. You release the goods. It bounces.
Tax season
No records
No records. No receipts organised. Just stress and a guess when FIRS asks what you earned.
Lameda handles all of this. Automatically.

So you can focus on what actually moves your business.

One assistant, three channels

Every conversation lands in the same place.

Whichever app your customer opens, Lameda answers, takes the order, and hands you a verified sale.

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Lameda
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Verified sale
How it works

You set up once.
Your customers buy forever.

01

Add your products

Upload photos, set prices, connect your payment account. Takes about 5 minutes.

02

Share your store link

You get a unique link. Drop it in your Telegram channel, Instagram bio, or anywhere you reach customers.

03

Get paid automatically

Orders come in, payments are verified automatically, and you are notified. No manual checking.

04

Records stay up to date

Every sale is logged. Your books, VAT records, and revenue totals update in real time. Ready when FIRS asks.

What Lameda does for you

Everything your store needs.
Nothing you do not.

Built for Telegram, WhatsApp, and Instagram merchants who are serious about growing, without the complexity of building a website or hiring an accountant.

24/7 automated assistant
Your assistant takes orders and answers product questions while you sleep, eat, or rest. Live on Telegram, WhatsApp, and Instagram.
Verified payments only
Every payment is confirmed automatically before your customer gets a receipt. No fake alerts, no bounced transfers.
Product catalogue
Customers browse photos, prices, and descriptions directly inside chat. No app download needed.
Sales dashboard
Every order, every payment, every customer in one place. No more counting notebooks or scattered spreadsheets.
Bookkeeping and expenses
Log every sale and expense automatically. Records stay up to date.
Tax remittance (FIRS 2026)
VAT computed at 7.5% per FIRS 2026. Generate compliant reports without a separate accountant.
Customer broadcasts
Restocked? New promo? Message every opted-in customer across Telegram, WhatsApp, and Instagram at once.
Team access
Add sales reps who manage orders without touching your payments, books, or settings.
Preview

A dashboard built for how you already work.

No spreadsheets, no separate apps. Orders, catalogue, and revenue in one place.

Orders
#LMD-4821
Ankara Wrap Dress
₦18,000
Paid
#LMD-4820
Ankara Sneakers
₦22,000
Paid
#LMD-4819
Beaded Necklace
₦7,500
Pending
Catalogue
Wrap Dress
₦18,000
Sneakers
₦22,000
Tote Bag
₦12,500
Necklace
₦7,500
This month
₦284,500
+18% vs last month
VAT computed₦21,338
Who it's for

People just like you.

Lameda was built for Nigerians running real businesses, not tech companies with developers on staff.

Fashion sellers
Beauty & skincare
Food vendors
Hair vendors
Gadget sellers
Diaspora sellers
Wholesale & bulk
Fashion sellers
Beauty & skincare
Food vendors
Hair vendors
Gadget sellers
Diaspora sellers
Wholesale & bulk
You work 9–5 and run a shop on the side
Your assistant takes orders and confirms payments while you're in the office. You check your dashboard at lunch.
You sell clothes, shoes, or accessories
Customers browse your catalogue on Telegram, WhatsApp, or Instagram, pick sizes, and pay. You fulfill the orders. No website needed.
You take food orders in chat
Your bot collects orders, takes payment, and tells you what to prepare. No missed DMs. No fake transfers.
You sell skincare or beauty products
Customers ask about ingredients, place orders, and pay, all in one chat. You just pack and ship.
You run a small wholesale business
Track bulk orders, multiple customers, and payment confirmations without juggling spreadsheets.
You sell to Nigerians abroad
Take orders from the diaspora via Telegram, WhatsApp, or Instagram. Payments land in your Naira account. Lameda handles the receipts.
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What's next

Built for more than products.

We're extending Lameda beyond physical goods, starting with events. Not open yet, but here's what's coming.

Coming soon

Event ticketing

Sell tickets to a specific date and time, right in chat. Customers pick a session, pay, and get a confirmed spot. Verified payments and automatic session capacity, the same way Lameda already handles product orders.

Coming soon

Bookings and reservations

Restaurant reservations and service requests, without a staff calendar to manage. Built for how solo tailors, salons, and repair shops actually take bookings today.

FIRS 2026 ready

Your books are always ready for tax season.

Lameda logs every sale, tracks expenses, and computes your FIRS obligations automatically. Small businesses under ₦100M turnover pay 0% company income tax. VAT applies at 7.5% once you pass ₦50M. Either way, your records are clean when FIRS asks.

VAT computation
7.5% on taxable sales (FIRS 2026)
Expense tracking
Log receipts and business costs
Revenue reports
Monthly, quarterly, annual
FIRS-ready exports
Formatted for direct filing
Pricing

Simple. Naira. No surprises.

Start free for 14 days. No card required.

Starter
₦5,000/mo
For new stores getting their first orders.
Start free trial
Most popular
Growth
₦15,000/mo
For busy stores scaling up sales.
Start free trial
Pro
₦40,000/mo
For high-volume merchants who need it all.
Start free trial

All plans include a 14-day free trial. No card required to start.

Built to be trusted

Your money and your
data are safe with us.

Secure, verified payments
Every transaction is verified automatically before your customer gets confirmation. No fake alerts, no bounced payments.
NDPR Compliant
Your customer data is stored and handled in line with the Nigeria Data Protection Regulation.
FIRS 2026 Compliant
VAT computed and recorded per FIRS 2026 guidelines. Your sales records meet the standard required for filing.

Be among the first.

Lameda is new and growing. Early merchants get direct access to us. Your feedback shapes what we build next.

Recent activity
Adaeze's Closet
Payment verified
₦24,500
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Bello Electronics
Order confirmed
₦89,000
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Chidinma Beauty
VAT logged
₦612
11 min ago

Your first sale is
closer than you think.

Set up your store in 5 minutes. No code. No developer. Free for 14 days.

Launch my free store →

Available on Telegram, WhatsApp, and Instagram.

0 min
to set up your store
0/7
taking orders while you sleep
0 days
free before you pay anything
₦0
setup cost, ever